Stupidity Containers
On any given day there is a certain amount of stupidity I will undoubtedly be forced to swallow. Stupidity of coworkers, stupidity of managers stupidity of executives, customers and the like. It's a given. Each day I awaken, break through the necessary barriers to get here and check to see what kind of stupidity container my patience has allotted me for that day. Sometimes I look down and all I have is a little Stupidity Coffee Cup and I know it's going to be a tough day. It's going to get filled with stupidity very quickly and overflow making a mess of my mood for the day. Other days I look down and it's massive tank the size of a Culligan container. The full five gallon jobbie empty and ready to go.
So far today my computer wouldn't boot properly, the power button refused to function momentarily, Adobe failed on me, wouldn't uninstall, reinstall and refused to be deleted via folder dump to trash, scandisk found numerous issues with my failing hard drive not once but twice and I've had to fight off an overwhelming urge to book the necessary flight, take said fllight and insert this POS computer whose brand name I won't mention for fear of upsetting anyone affiliated with it up the rectum of the executive responsible for the deal with this unnamed computer company.
Hee hee! Lucky for me I got the five gallon tank today.
*with a gleefully masochistic look in his eyes he motions at The Day with both hands*
Bring it on bee-atch. The Day is young!
So far today my computer wouldn't boot properly, the power button refused to function momentarily, Adobe failed on me, wouldn't uninstall, reinstall and refused to be deleted via folder dump to trash, scandisk found numerous issues with my failing hard drive not once but twice and I've had to fight off an overwhelming urge to book the necessary flight, take said fllight and insert this POS computer whose brand name I won't mention for fear of upsetting anyone affiliated with it up the rectum of the executive responsible for the deal with this unnamed computer company.
Hee hee! Lucky for me I got the five gallon tank today.
*with a gleefully masochistic look in his eyes he motions at The Day with both hands*
Bring it on bee-atch. The Day is young!
1 Comments:
I shall neither confirm nor deny Beowo1|='s statement as that would clearly contradict my clear and obvious attempt to obfuscate any identifying information regarding brand name. At least *I* thought it was clear and obvious as I actually stated *why* I was attempting to keep things vague.
*Sigh*
The fact that I didn't just delete Beowo1|='s post should be a sufficient indicator that he's most likely just having a good butt-spurt and is mostly likely completely off base anyway in his "guess".
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