I'd like to register a complaint...
Actually several:
1.) To all of you half-witted Bill-O'Reilly-TV-lobotomized Rush-Limbaugh-listening unable-to-create-your-own-thoughts morons out there... I'd like to point out that your president is making a bit of a mess of the world like now. Please make him stop it. We know who are you and this will be remembered. The world is not your oyster. And it's not a big sandbox for you to play in recklessly. Grow. Up.
2.) To the makers of delicious calorie packed jelly-filled donuts. I hate you. My waistline hates you. I'd love to bake up a pastry full of sweet cream-filled hatred and package it thusly so it is irresistible for you to eat. I'd even put on sprinkles of vitriol for you. Hate hate hate.
3.) To advertisers. In general you are awful evil people who try to get people to part with their hard earned money in order to acquire things they don't need. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Yes, I understand you need to make a living and.. what?.. 60" flatpanel television? I'd.. I'd love one, but I can't really afford... oooooo... that's some fine resolution there.... and the financing works out how....? *muuuust resist*
4.) To apathetic complainers who just like to sit back and bitch and moan about things. They never get up off their asses to do anything about the state of things. They just sit back and rattle of lists of mundanely annoying crap that no one really wants to hear about anyway.
1.) To all of you half-witted Bill-O'Reilly-TV-lobotomized Rush-Limbaugh-listening unable-to-create-your-own-thoughts morons out there... I'd like to point out that your president is making a bit of a mess of the world like now. Please make him stop it. We know who are you and this will be remembered. The world is not your oyster. And it's not a big sandbox for you to play in recklessly. Grow. Up.
2.) To the makers of delicious calorie packed jelly-filled donuts. I hate you. My waistline hates you. I'd love to bake up a pastry full of sweet cream-filled hatred and package it thusly so it is irresistible for you to eat. I'd even put on sprinkles of vitriol for you. Hate hate hate.
3.) To advertisers. In general you are awful evil people who try to get people to part with their hard earned money in order to acquire things they don't need. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Yes, I understand you need to make a living and.. what?.. 60" flatpanel television? I'd.. I'd love one, but I can't really afford... oooooo... that's some fine resolution there.... and the financing works out how....? *muuuust resist*
4.) To apathetic complainers who just like to sit back and bitch and moan about things. They never get up off their asses to do anything about the state of things. They just sit back and rattle of lists of mundanely annoying crap that no one really wants to hear about anyway.
