Yet Another Public Service Announcement from Grendku Industries
Dear Paula,
We here at Grendku Industries do appreciate your interest in our personality products. The "Brak" product to which you refer, however, is a trademark of Comedy Central who own all rights to said product. Any use of this product would, in fact, most likely lead to litigation which even our lawyers, who have formidable pacts with the forces of Darkness and Despair (tm), would most likely lose.
Plus Zorak would probably beat us up if did that. 'Cause he's mean. He's a mean mean man with mean mean can. And that's not a can of beans either if you know what I mean. He's a meanie-weanie bo-beanie fo feenie-zeenie. And dat's a fact Jack.
We hope this answers your question. If it does not please fill out form THX-1138 in triplicate. Send one copy to our main office, keep one in the trunk of your car and burn the last in an offering to Asmodeus.
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
Dear Moobert J Cowerton,
As was noted in previous Public Service Announcement this personality is currently under construction. Any attempts to reach this personality before this construction is complete will be met with lethal resistance. And spiders. Thousands of hairy gangly pointy pincered drooling long legged oogly eyed spiders who have a rabid thirst for cow blood.
Any other questions?
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
We here at Grendku Industries do appreciate your interest in our personality products. The "Brak" product to which you refer, however, is a trademark of Comedy Central who own all rights to said product. Any use of this product would, in fact, most likely lead to litigation which even our lawyers, who have formidable pacts with the forces of Darkness and Despair (tm), would most likely lose.
Plus Zorak would probably beat us up if did that. 'Cause he's mean. He's a mean mean man with mean mean can. And that's not a can of beans either if you know what I mean. He's a meanie-weanie bo-beanie fo feenie-zeenie. And dat's a fact Jack.
We hope this answers your question. If it does not please fill out form THX-1138 in triplicate. Send one copy to our main office, keep one in the trunk of your car and burn the last in an offering to Asmodeus.
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
Dear Moobert J Cowerton,
As was noted in previous Public Service Announcement this personality is currently under construction. Any attempts to reach this personality before this construction is complete will be met with lethal resistance. And spiders. Thousands of hairy gangly pointy pincered drooling long legged oogly eyed spiders who have a rabid thirst for cow blood.
Any other questions?
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
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