It's Back! Grendku Awards Ceremony: All the Bits of It Version

I've picked my favorites. As I am wont to do. And I shall reward them, yea verily, I shall.

miss kendra underestimates this undertaking...

it leaves me a little sad
you know me so well
to make me your two-pump chump.

Miss Kendra give yourself more credit! We here at Grendku Industries do. And to prove it we have manufactured this wordly award to wash away this sadness:

Forget the Forlorn Feeling and Fretting Face: At Fewest a Four-Force Fool Award

katehopeeden pines for a plaything...

Tie the boy to the bed post
Play many a game
Just to see if he would beg

Again, calling all eligible bachelors... look at Kate's award... What more could you want?!?!?!:

Sexy Spouseless Sweetheart Soliciting and Securing Single Studs for Secret Straining Sensual Sports Award

dewdew delightfully daydreams...

Those lonely blondes and brunettes
Tired of poon-tang,
They devour my manhood

Dewdew has the innate ability to turn any post I make into a porno. Wait a second, this one was already pretty much a porno. My bad. Dewdew, take this award and put it somewhere safe. And no, that place isn't safe:

Married Men May Make Mental Mirth of Multiple Maidens Maws Massaging their Manhood Award

That's a rap peeps.

Disclaimer: These awards may not be used as blunt homicidal instruments without written consent from Grendku Industries. Which we now formally give. Murder away.