Miss Kendra's Concerns
Dear Miss Kendra,
We have recently received your letter in which you describe your concerns regarding our employee's mental health. You have little to worry about on this matter. Although he has been a bit quirky as of late (showing signs of irritability, showing up at work in nothing but bodypaint, going on frothing tirades about how murder is nothing more than extroverted suicide) we give him a clean bill of Health de Mental. In fact just this week we removed the shock mat at his cube entrance as he is now fully trained to use the coffee can in his cube.
Regarding his body temperature being cool: The subdermal implant which we've secretly placed in one of his more private of areas is currently registering 98.8 degrees. Far from cool, but well within a normal range.
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
We have recently received your letter in which you describe your concerns regarding our employee's mental health. You have little to worry about on this matter. Although he has been a bit quirky as of late (showing signs of irritability, showing up at work in nothing but bodypaint, going on frothing tirades about how murder is nothing more than extroverted suicide) we give him a clean bill of Health de Mental. In fact just this week we removed the shock mat at his cube entrance as he is now fully trained to use the coffee can in his cube.
Regarding his body temperature being cool: The subdermal implant which we've secretly placed in one of his more private of areas is currently registering 98.8 degrees. Far from cool, but well within a normal range.
Sincerely,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
6 Comments:
oh. ok then.
i suppose all is well.
(i'm mailing you a file and a new identity. call me when you get to the agreed upon spot.)
That is impossible as my location is secret.
Unless I have a breach in security. In which case I will have to whoop me some serious tush.
what colour body paint?
Dear Lady Dragonfly,
This is what concerned us. It was flesh colored body paint.
And we all shuddered,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone
Interesting.
Are there pictures?
None that haven't been confiscated for my up and coming commitment hearing.
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