The Spanish Inquisition

From time to time I slip into different personalities and write from them in this blog. This is your opportunity to poke and prod a bit at them. You may pick one personality and ask one question. This should be done in the form of a letter to the specific individual. Choose the object of correspondance and your single question wisely. Any attempt to partition multiple questions inside your one question inside your letter will result in those fragments being sent back to you in an improvised "device". The nature of this device will become apparent to you and the surrounding vicinity when you open it. And there will be doggie doo doo in there as well. So be warned.

Current Personalities Available for your Interrogation:

Grend31 (my standard unadulterated stupidity/vulgarity/inanity)

Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs. (Will answer provided he's not too busy having his corns sandblasted)

Smiggins (Will also answer provided he's not too busy sandblasting / applying ointments or otherwise busy with menial servitude)

Personalities Currently Under Construction, but May Be Available for Future Posts If There is Interest In This:

Officer Cop Rolalia (a vigilant law enforcement representative with an affinity for repetitive socially unacceptable statements)

Argen7 (wolfish champion and nemesis of the masked Grend31 - but beware, just because he fights the good fight against Grend31 doesn't mean he doesn't have a bit of a dark side of his own)

Stuart O'Reilly (poster child for all the under-medicated hyper-active children out there who may or may not have a bladder control problem and an affinity for sugary hard candies mainly-the-butterscotch-ones-you-know but the fruity-jolly-ranchers-will-do-in-a-pinch and Brittany Spears because oh-my-gosh-her-music-is-just-so-cooool)