Grendku Friday: Iron Chef Version
This week is another installment of the Iron Chef Version of Grendku Friday. You will be given words and must use them inside a 'ku of some form. Judging, as always, will be totally subjective and at the whim of my fickle and perverse self. Use as many or as few words as you like. Obviously more points will be given to those who use more words inside their creations. And it's always about the points.
Your ingredients are:
soaked
impure
frantic
nubile
harness
wombat
I shan't be participating this week as I wish you all to have a clean slate.
Your ingredients are:
soaked
impure
frantic
nubile
harness
wombat
I shan't be participating this week as I wish you all to have a clean slate.
10 Comments:
Nubile soaked frantic
the wombat impure
the harness is trashed
Sometimes I have the
most impure thoughts about you
the way you looked...
I am frantic when you call
a nervous wombat
soaked with anticipation...
I miss how you smell
mere minutes after you're gone
you have harnessed my thoughts...
damn you Grend for making us use 'Wombat'! lol How in the heck do you use 'wombat'?? :p
~K
The frantic drool-soaked wombat
nibbled the impure
nubile princess’ harness
I went in search of
The shy, elusive wombat
My journey begins
I harness my mount
And set out across the land
In search of the beast
Nearing a small town
I ask a young lass for help
Naïve and nubile
We travel for days
Through showers and thunderstorms
Now soaked to the bone
Then as the night falls
We hear a creature cry out
It sounds so frantic
Filled with impure thoughts
I strip off all of her clothes
And take the young girl
I'm blind, I'm bliiiiiiiinddddd!!!
lnzfezp
LMAO! those were great. wombat. i love it.
i've tried, but i have never been able to construct a haiku. i even googled how to and was only more confused by the rules, as they say use so many syllables per line, and then the examples didn't all have the syllables that the rules said you needed to have. i feel dumb.
Oooo! Oooo! New Grendku artist..
Ok, here's a recap...
normal haiku has 5-7-5
Grendku's have 7-5-7
Mooku's have 5-7-6...
That help Sandra?
okay, here's my feeble attempt.
Impure thoughts soaked the wombat
Nubile and frantic
Tried to harness the feeling
harness soaked through, sweet nubile
wombat freed, under
me... impure. wet. delicious.
qcsuw coposn
eievoqp ddsehbrq klmbh
cbjzpyl wjckg
I do not want to
use any of the words, But
DewDew just did that.
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