I ammmm the Smiggins.
*puts index finger to pursed thin lips*
ssshhhhhhhhh...
Master Brigadiere is allllll asleep, been sleeping for days and days. If you wish to ask of his wiseness and his helpingness I will take these things to him, yes I will. Or maybe the Smiggins will tries to help you. But quietness now...
quietly...
quietly...
quietly...
ssshhhhhhhhh...
Master Brigadiere is allllll asleep, been sleeping for days and days. If you wish to ask of his wiseness and his helpingness I will take these things to him, yes I will. Or maybe the Smiggins will tries to help you. But quietness now...
quietly...
quietly...
quietly...
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I am starting to wonder if it is better to have no hope at all instead of questionable hope.
How much do you think you can trust ones actions vs thier words? I am not sure whether to believe what he does or what he says...
~K
Dearest Mistress Kateszes,
Master Brigadiere is still aaallll asleep. So Smiggins try to help you. Master always say hope is a fragile thing which must be cared for and nurtured. That's why he sez Smiggins never allowed to handle it. Clumsy Smiggins. Drops and breaks things.
Master also sez things like love and trust and forgiveness also important in nurturing hope. Smiggins checked his greasy shoebox box he keeps in his cellar bed dirt floor place. He has none of these things either so its very wise of Master not to give Smiggins any hope!
Smiggins don't know if he helped or not. Very sorry Kate, maybe Master wake up soon.
-Smiggins
Lord Beowolfie,
Master sez only two things go in martini, gin and vermouth. If more than two things to in martini, or wrong things go in martini Master Brigadiere get very very upset.. head starts to swell and get all red and puffy. Then he pass out and have very very bad gas. Very stinky and bad. Only. Two. Things. Gin. Vermouth. Gin. Vermouth. Gin. Vermouth.
Pickles give Master very bad gas anyway. Bad idea Beo. Bad Bad Bad! Go back to your cellar bed dirt floor place with no supper! Bad!
-Smiggins
Smiggins you rotten bad bad servant! Master's gonna kick yer butt for this! Why, oh why didn't you wait for YPF to advise you??
And Beo, you'll be happier with the martini olives soaked in vermouth, I think.
Mistresses Serra pleeeezes don't tell him!!! Smiggins always makes the bad decisions.. Always Always Always.. *breaks down crying*
*looks at Beo*
Now I'ze all confused.. he sez I'm getting the rewardzzes. Sumbuddies.. a fibbar.
Beo's the fibber, Smiggins. Trust me, you're hosed.
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