Grendku Friday: Iron Chef Version
I believe I was due for a silly Grendku topic. So here it is.
It's even a day early. I thought I'd let you guys have a head start this week.
Your ingredients this week are the following words:
bung
moist
frou-frou
cannibal
subservient
All entries should have at least one of these words in them. For every additional word used in a single entry bonus points will be awarded.
Example: 5/5 (full pointage)
Since I'm a subservient
frou-frou cannibal
I will not eat your moist bung
However, if a 'ku artist made five seperate 'kus, each having one of the words... they would also score 5 points.
It's even a day early. I thought I'd let you guys have a head start this week.
Your ingredients this week are the following words:
bung
moist
frou-frou
cannibal
subservient
All entries should have at least one of these words in them. For every additional word used in a single entry bonus points will be awarded.
Example: 5/5 (full pointage)
Since I'm a subservient
frou-frou cannibal
I will not eat your moist bung
However, if a 'ku artist made five seperate 'kus, each having one of the words... they would also score 5 points.
10 Comments:
Once upon a time
In a land far, far away
Lived a cannibal
He lived deep in the jungle
Far from anyone
With his subservient wife
He could eat no fat
And his lovely, frou-frou wife
She could eat no lean
Then one day along came Jill
Young, tender and moist
A fine dinner she will make
All night they sampled
The delicious little parts
Saving her bung for last
Hell, who can beat dewdew? NICE work!
Is there some sort of rules to this thing. Is it 7-5-7? Is it 5-7-5? What is it? I am so troubled by this. DewDew did both! Argh!
dewdew is, and always will be, a bit of a free spirit.. here's a recap of the forms for you VG:
haiku: 5-7-5
grendku: 7-5-7
mooku: 5-7-6
We aren't real fussy here.. use whatcha like.
In fact, I did:
Haiku
Grendku
Haiku
Grendku
MooKu
And, all are welcome on Grend31's blog.
I'm new, so don't throw any tomatoes at me :)
Being so subservient
I am an outcast
From frou frou cannibal tribes
Rather than eat raw moist flesh
I prefer some wine
Replace the bung and sneak out
Cool blog, btw :)
~K
holy shit..dewddew is a master at..whatever that is..
i'd go cannibal
on the singer from frou-frou
if her bung is moist
shit i forgot to
use subservient in my
haiku thing above
Moist and delicious
Cannibals sit, stare and wait
For the frou-frou tribe
*I have always sucked at haiku but wanted a shot at one at least.
next week I will try again.
I used to like the
Iron Chef, until the secret
ingredient was bung.
"Eww" I said to my
cannibal friend who ate moist
finger sandwiches.
He eyed my fingers
and said "Subservient you
are," like Yoda would,
"Carnal desires
replaced with frou-frou foods eat
you do." And bit me.
"Asshole!" I yelled. So
he pushed me over and bit
where my jeans said "Levi's".
(mooku)
Where are the awards?
Tuesday is award day, or
is it Wed this time?
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