Friday, June 24, 2005

Grendku Friday: Mad as Hell Version




or.. Welcome to The United Corporations of America!

Thanks to the noxious political atmosphere that chimpee and his handler has fouled our country with we can all breathe a little easier at night knowing that Eminent Domain as dictated in the 5th Amendment totally trumps your right to property as elaborated in the 4th Amendment of the Bill of Rights. Wow, I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but using the 2nd Amendment is starting to sound appealing.

Let's all start this little Grendku Friday with our Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to the greed

Of the United Corporations of America

And to the iniquity for which they stand

One nation, under Neocons

with liberty, and profits, for few.


I'm almost too nauseated to write a Grendku, but here I go:

We sent the British packing
What makes you think that
We won't do the same to you?

7 Comments:

Blogger dewdew said...

They want to make flag burning
illegal. So the
symbol outranks our freedoms?


How dare you protest
Our holy President?!
We shall arrest you.


Tax breaks for the rich
And nothing for you
Stop voting Republican!


God hates fags and so does Bush
Bush says he loves God
I'm dumb so I'll vote for him.


Sorry... getting a little off track here. Back to our corporate nation:


Bush lied and we went to war
So that Dick Cheney
could make Haliburton rich.


The biggest political
contributor to
the Bush campaign was ENRON!

6/24/2005  
Blogger darth said...

big donors call in their chits
the court bows again
paving the way for walmart


general says no
cheney checks dictionary
depends what "is" is

6/24/2005  
Blogger Pandora Wilde said...

I pay these asshat morons
to regulate them
but Hel*Mouth lives anyhow.

The Statue of Liberty
starting to look like
she deserts the small business.

6/25/2005  
Blogger Valerie - Still Riding Forward said...

You and I, I see, agree
that things need to change
Stop the silence now!

See my for how.

6/26/2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, I thought Michael Douglas said Greed was good?

6/26/2005  
Blogger Jesster said...

Watch MORE (the short film). The first
Time I did, I cried.
Can we all go out to play?

6/27/2005  
Blogger Pandora Wilde said...

Ford learned the error it made
outsourcing design.
Now my Honey has a job.

6/27/2005  

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