THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
BY GREND31
THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
HOPPED ON THE GROUND
EATING SOME LEAVES
WITH NO ONE AROUND
NOSE ALL SCRUNCHED UP
NOT MAKING A SOUND
HIS EARS FOLDED BACK
THEN FORWARD TO HEAR
ANY STRANGE SOUNDS
THAT MAY BE QUITE NEAR
BUT THERE WAS NO NOISE
NO REASON TO FRET
AND THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
WAS NOT FULL YET
SO THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
CHOMPED AND HE CHEWED
TIL HIS TUMMY WAS FULL
OF GREEN LEAFY FOOD
WITH HIS TUMMY ALL FED
HIS HEAD SOON TO SLEEP
HE HOPPED ON BACK
TO HIS BURROW DUG DEEP
TAKING A GANDER
AT THE SKY AZURE BLUE
AND THE WHITE PUFFY CLOUDS
FOR A MOMENT OR TWO
WITH A HAPPY FULL BELLY
AND THE DAY NEARING END
THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
PREPARED TO DESCEND
BUT THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
COULDN'T HEAR THE CLICKS
BEFORE I BLEW HIM AWAY
WITH MY 30.06
BY GREND31
THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
HOPPED ON THE GROUND
EATING SOME LEAVES
WITH NO ONE AROUND
NOSE ALL SCRUNCHED UP
NOT MAKING A SOUND
HIS EARS FOLDED BACK
THEN FORWARD TO HEAR
ANY STRANGE SOUNDS
THAT MAY BE QUITE NEAR
BUT THERE WAS NO NOISE
NO REASON TO FRET
AND THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
WAS NOT FULL YET
SO THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
CHOMPED AND HE CHEWED
TIL HIS TUMMY WAS FULL
OF GREEN LEAFY FOOD
WITH HIS TUMMY ALL FED
HIS HEAD SOON TO SLEEP
HE HOPPED ON BACK
TO HIS BURROW DUG DEEP
TAKING A GANDER
AT THE SKY AZURE BLUE
AND THE WHITE PUFFY CLOUDS
FOR A MOMENT OR TWO
WITH A HAPPY FULL BELLY
AND THE DAY NEARING END
THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
PREPARED TO DESCEND
BUT THE HAPPY BEIGE BUNNY
COULDN'T HEAR THE CLICKS
BEFORE I BLEW HIM AWAY
WITH MY 30.06
4 Comments:
An Attempt at an Explanation:
I find it's best to take out the aggression I feel at work towards the idiots and the things they do by writing really horrid poetry. I do not actually own a gun and find hunting rather crude. But when this jumped into my head, I simply had to get it out.
The "this" in that last sentence of your comment must refer to the bunny itself, as in "when this bunny jumped into my head." I always shoot bunnies when they jump into my head. I am happy to hear that you do the same. The beige ones are the worst, incidentally. You can't even get any money for their feet.
Hail and Welcome Mr. K.!
You can sell bunny feet?
There must be a special place in Hell for the people who buy them.
I'll probably see them there for something else I did while I'm wandering through.
Yayyyyyy Grend! TOO good!
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