Grendku Wednesday: The "I Know Xenu" Edition

The man is bats. But aren't we all just a little bit nutsy from time to time? I mean it's not like he's promoting a religion that goes against science and modern medicine. And it's not like he doesn't want his wife to cry out during the pain of childbirth because of some goofy dogma related to space aliens and whatnot. Wait a sec. He does? Weeeell..

I mean really. Just the other day I thought I had some alien thing in me. It'll probably just turn out to be a tumor or something. And what's so wrong about believing in space aliens? Mulder did. We all thought he was pretty damned cool for tauting his beliefs strongly too! And wanting your wife to buck up during drugless childbirth? Who wouldn't want their wife to be strong during her most trying time?

Y'all aren't buying any of this load are you? Fine. I'm on the bandwagon. I won't be seeing any of Crazy Tom's movies for like, forever. Are you happy now? Write up some Grendkus telling Tom just what you think.

Recap of 'ku forms:

haiku: 5-7-5
grendku: 7-5-7
mooku: 5-7-6
beoku: 6-6-6
kateku: 2-7-7

To get us started off:

batshit crazy tommy boy
seeing your movie
an impossible mission