No...
...they won't let him come back yet.
Friday, March 24, 2006
About Me
- Name: Grend31
I usually have a pulse and manage to wake up with the expected number of body parts requisitioned to a human being of my specific gender.
Previous Posts
- Good Day...
- Monitor
- a thousand apologies...
- Feeling better today...
- I'm still fighting...
- Shallow Thoughts
- Top Ten Reasons Why I Haven't Been Posting Lately
- Grendku Friday: Summoning Spring Edition
- The Key to Success
- I have no frickin' idea where I'm going...
8 Comments:
Damn them.
~K
Dear Miss Kate,
I think you are missing the thrust of my jib. Damnation is already the status quo around here.
Mr. Wolf,
Perhaps you missed the part earlier regarding the fact that there is nothing any puny mortal such as yourself could possibly do to me that I wouldn't find mildly amusing in an extremely banal and lackluster way.
Nearly bemused,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #12
Dear Mr. Wolf,
I prefer a little lark's vomit added to my soaks if you don't mind. Helps keep a nice sheen to this wooden shell in which I've been placed.
Lackadaisically,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #12
Dear Mr. Wolf,
There is no "win" in this situation. As you can tell above they not only have me answering all of you mortals feeble and insignificant questions in this accursed blog, they have me... *shudder* taking meeting minutes.
Sometimes I wish that bitch from HR would follow through on her threat to throw me in the furnace. It can't be any worse than this.
Combustibly,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #12
I gonna come over there and make Mr. Woody all wet.
Mis-ter Dew Dew I presume,
Any attempt to hydrate me would only be in vain. Hose me, splash me, soak me... it just does not matter. Choose any inorganic liquid, bodily fluid or hybrid of the two. I know my destiny is to end up in the furnace. And there's nothing your moistening can do about it.
Recalcitrantly,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #12
Grend said:
"Hose me"
"My destiny is to end up in the furnace"
I don't really have to respond here, do I?
*squirt*
Mr. Wolf,
You sir, are easily amused.
Mr. Dew-Dew,
You seem to be under some misguided and delusional belief that Grend31 and myself are the same entity. I can assure you that we are not. The thought of sharing anything with that sack of cellular goo completely repulses me. I'd ask for an apology but that's beneath even me.
Wearily,
Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #12
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