Hi!
I'm Grendku Industries Service Rep Drone #32. #12 has the day off. Getting his keister shellacked I think. Lucky for you! He's a little spitfire on most days. Anyhoos, I'm supposed to check up on Grend31 with you, our valued customer. So fill out this quick little survey, if you would be so kind. It'll help us decide just how severely to punish him in the next few weeks.
1.) On a scale of abysmal to wretchedly adequate how would you rate #12's customer service? Hee hee.. I threw this one in just to try to get some dirt on him as I need a little insurance against that treacherous wooden fiend.
2.) If you could strap Grend31 down to the rack, give it a few twists, threateningly brandish a red hot poker at him and force him to blog about anything, about what topics would you "encourage" him to write? Ooo.. if you do get the opportunity to do this, please take pictures and send copies to me. Being a disembodied skull really keeps me out of the loop on these types of *ahem* meetings.
3.) I'm being forced to ask you this next one by Ted: "Have any of Grend31's posts ever made you feel even a moment or glimmer of despair - or make you feel uncomfortable even - or did you just giggle at his silly ravings? *blah blah blah Teddlecakes*" Hee, I threw in that last cake bit. Ted's such a Mr. SeriousPants.
3 Comments:
1.) He was so polite. We just loved him.
[That's bad right? Not that I am trying to "Set him up" or anything...
*whistles*
2.) We like Grend just the way he is, don't ya be tryin' to change him.
3.) Since I am not sure the "right" answer on this one, I am pleading the fifth :P
~K
qslobwuv
Dear Ms. katehopeeden,
1.) Thank you, that will do... nicely. If I had hands to wring ominously now, I'd so be doing it.
2.) That was your opportunity to poke and prod at Grend31 a bit Ms. katehopeeden. *shrug* We get him on the rack so seldomly here.. *sigh*
3.) Hmmmm.. your non-answer shall consternate the higher-ups. I like it. Sadly their consternation usually becomes the Service Reps pain, ah well, so it goes.
1: #12 was a complete Dear, very polite and kind, always helpful and a joy to read.
2: I am completely against Grends being forced on the rack, as you call it, as for his blog, there has been a lack of Grendku's of late... those would be nice.
3: Well, Teddlecakes, I'm afraid to be the one to tell you this but emotional responses are normal in every human being and punishing a person for then, whether they have them or illicit those responses in another is just wrong and you shoudl be strung and quartered, tarred and feathered for even implying such a thing. Good day Teddlecakes!
Lady Dragonfly
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