I may be losing it...

A coworker asked if I was going to launch the pager and cell phone across the office towards their final resting place when I am free of them tomorrow...

My reply, "Oh no! I wouldn't want any harm to come to my precious little ones..." as I began to stroke them lovingly and gently started cackling maniacally.

After the look of terror washed over his face he immediately shuffled away from my cube and started dialing for security to remove me from the facility as I had finally become a menace.