Shallow Thoughts
by Grend Handijob
Do you ever wish that cold viruses were man-sized so you could see them coming and at least try some judo or kung fu on them?
I do.
I have a feeling they'd still kick my ass though.
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Sometimes I wish all the stupid people in the world would go away.
I wonder where we'd go?
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I do not think about sex all the time.
Only when I'm awake.
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When my brain feels like it has stuff caked and crusted up on it, I wish there was a real brain wash.
I'd settle even for a brain squee-gee.
Do you ever wish that cold viruses were man-sized so you could see them coming and at least try some judo or kung fu on them?
I do.
I have a feeling they'd still kick my ass though.
...
Sometimes I wish all the stupid people in the world would go away.
I wonder where we'd go?
...
I do not think about sex all the time.
Only when I'm awake.
...
When my brain feels like it has stuff caked and crusted up on it, I wish there was a real brain wash.
I'd settle even for a brain squee-gee.
9 Comments:
They make something to help wash away all of that stuff caked on your brain: Guinness
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Stupid People would all go to LA. The majority of them are there already.
Most of the rest are stuck in Wisconsin... and don't know where Californie is.
naw, dewdew has it wrong... guiness isn't the brain wash... it's more like a honey brown. Guiness has too much head. You need something lighter with less body!
Cold viruses are man-sized, unfortunately they are invisible, and they sneak up when you are sleeping. Slimy bastards.
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Ever wonder where you put your happy?
I put my happy in my wife whenever I get a chance. Sorry, I just turned this into an NC-17 post.
dewdew: Ah yes, the Pint of Purification. How could I forget?
A*: Thank you for the locale info. It's good to know where my far-flung kinsmen are building their shacks and raising Cain.
dewdew: My people are well-represented across the entire midwest Dewdew. I believe you've met many of them in your history of morning commutes.
Lady Dragonfly: The "head" on a Guinness is a testament to the sudsy mind cleansing capacity of the beverage. Stealth viruses. I'm not liking the sounds of this. I'm thinking my happy was euthanized last week like a litter of cute puppies at an animal shelter that have been waiting for adoption for too long.
Vegas: You beat out Dewdew on the perverted post draw! Well done! You have to be quick these days to pull that one off.
And I guess I stand corrected: All of the morons apparently live in South Dakota.
Now, if I can't find a willing partner to help me carry on my blood-line, I have an option: I can go to South Dakota and rape some women and they will be forced to carry my children. God bless you people.
Wait, didn't our current administration take credit for invading Afghanistan and liberating the women there? Aren't these the same people that got the law passed? Are we going to have to invade South Dakota now??
I'm so confused.
Well, you have to remember Dewdew, "taking credit for" and actually "doing" are two quite different things with our current administration. Very easy to get this confused.
Regarding invading South Dakota. I wouldn't recommend it. North Dakota may get twitchy.. and they have a lot of nukes.
I am a rapist of women.
South Dakota, here I come...
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