It's here.
Poor Jesster's new video card has finally arrived. Me, being the idiot that I am, didn't stipulate a delivery date when there would be a warm body at home to sign for it so they tried to deliver it today. I am offering RAM chips to the gods that all goes well with the install (which I *will not* be performing).
But just because I'm not doing it doesn't mean that something can't go horribly wrong. There is something drastically karmic about this entire computer situation. Either my previous incarnation had the best frelling computer luck in the universe or my next incarnation will.
11 Comments:
good luck!
(i don't understand those big smartie words (video card? RAM chips?), but i think my comment was appropriate.)
video card = computer card to shove into a computer to make it do really cool graphics stuffs
ram chips = memory chips you stuff into computers to make it work faster
The RAM chips remark comes from MST3K where Joel is feeding Tom and Crow RAM chips.
Your luck is strong Miss Kendra. I will take it. I will need it.
I will sacrifice a mother board from a Gateway to the computer gods for a safe installation.
A worthy sacrifice Vegas! I thank you!
I wish I was a god, I need ram chips.
~K
That being worshipped thing wouldn't be too bad either would it Kate?
I could use me some worshippin' right about now.
I'll trade you.
My worship for ram chips.
...
I am so easy.
~K
Sadly I'm far from worshippable material. I also have no spare RAM at the moment as the computer gods have consumed it all.
Friday a high priest of computing shall enter my home and attempt to make right that which is wrong.
I do have to try to remember that computers don't get sprinkled with holy water though. They get dusted with compressed holy air. It's all about using the right elements.
Where does one find compressed holy air?
Probably your local santeria shop...
~K
Yeah, it's usually between the crates of live chickens and the boxes of candles.
You ARE the Pro bucko!
So bask in the glory.
Enjoy the spotlight.
Swish those pasties.
Wait, that's something else. Sorry.
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