Survival 2006
My New Year's Resolution List is going to be bloody simple this year:
1.) Try not to catch the avian flu. Buy mace. Use it on coworkers who cough anywhere near me. Tough to cough when ya can't breathe, eh Hack Boy?
2.) Avoid getting hit by anything larger and/or faster than myself. Metaphorically and physically. I need to advance my mental aikido and psychological tai chi. Need to let things flow around me with less resistance.
3.) Sometimes be nice. Sometimes.
I find it's wise to set the bar low. Over-achievement comes much easier then.
4 Comments:
Tough to cough when ya can't breath, eh Hack Boy?
That's funny!
Grend your wisdom and insight will carry me through the next year... thank you!
Ooooo.. they make me so mad sometimes Lady Dragonfly. All their nasty-wasty filthy habits. It's a surprise we haven't had a nice wave of the bubonic plague rip through here.
You're most welcome. But don't confuse wisdom with my near god-like ability to establish objectives well below my actual abilities. Nothing like guaranteed success. Some might consider it cheating.. but remember, it's only cheating if you get caught!
Missed you!
Hope you and Jester has a really lovely time!
And I think you are nice all the time!
~K
We did have a lovely time, thank you Kate. And trust me.. I'm far from nice all the time. If there were mechanical tools for giving people attitude adjustments, I'd need the industrial-sized spanner of sentiment standardization.
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