Yet Another Public Service Announcement from Grendku Industries
We here at Grendku Industries work long and hard at making Grend31's workday long and hard. Having you people egg him on and give him any glimmer of sympathy is simply unacceptable. It has come to our attention that he has taken it upon himself to offer a few "opinions" of his own regarding certain circumstances he has been placed in recently.
Our Human Resources Department would like to offer their most sincere apologies, to you, the readers of this little travesty of a mockery of our most precious language. Because Grend31 is explicitly forbidden from forming or having any of his own opinions in this or any matter as per Section 4: Company's Eminent Domain, subsection 4, paragraph 3 regarding His Immortal Soul and/or all Opinions thereof states:
"Grendku Industries reserves the right to complete ownership and control of all employees' Immortal Souls and their Thoughts, Dreams and Any Such Opinions thereof. Any attempt of the employee to use or create any such of their own free will shall be viewed as a breach of company policy and an issue of compliance which will be dealt with in any painful and degrading way Grendku Industries sees fit."
Now if you do not mind, we need to shuffle off here to heat up the needles, squeeze the lemon juice and make sure the rack has some nice rusty sharp edges.
Thank you for your attention. Like you had a choice.
-The Management
Our Human Resources Department would like to offer their most sincere apologies, to you, the readers of this little travesty of a mockery of our most precious language. Because Grend31 is explicitly forbidden from forming or having any of his own opinions in this or any matter as per Section 4: Company's Eminent Domain, subsection 4, paragraph 3 regarding His Immortal Soul and/or all Opinions thereof states:
"Grendku Industries reserves the right to complete ownership and control of all employees' Immortal Souls and their Thoughts, Dreams and Any Such Opinions thereof. Any attempt of the employee to use or create any such of their own free will shall be viewed as a breach of company policy and an issue of compliance which will be dealt with in any painful and degrading way Grendku Industries sees fit."
Now if you do not mind, we need to shuffle off here to heat up the needles, squeeze the lemon juice and make sure the rack has some nice rusty sharp edges.
Thank you for your attention. Like you had a choice.
-The Management
4 Comments:
DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!
Our Dearest Mr. Gustan,
We have a similar motto here at Grendku Industries. Our goes: Exsanguinate the man, Engorge the Empire.
-The Management
Emasculate the man, Redecorate the Empire.
Mr. DewitlongDewdithard,
With an attitude like that you could go places. Fiery places with circles and pitchforks and the like. We should set up an interview for you.
-The Management
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