Things I Have Learned Today From My Fellow Bloggers

1.) That seagulls are actually called "garbage ducks". I never knew this crucial bit of information. I am a better man for it. I always thought they were "sea rats". (AnonymousCoworker)

2.) That Windex is a dangerous chemical with the ability to take your home life and beat the unliving tar out of it. I will never look at a bottle of Windex the same. (MisterUnderhill)

3.) That women and shoes appear to be of the same atom. If you try to split them, be prepared for an unpleasant reaction. "Yes dear. They are pretty." (A*)

I would like to thank each and every one of you respectively for advancing my education of things avian, knowledge of things chemical and understanding of things female.