GOTH Friday
Grendel's Original Themed Haikus
It's that time again already.
You all know the rules and lack thereof.
This week's theme: the vorpal bunny
Here's a couple* to get you all in the mood:
Where is it? I cannot see...
Behind the rabbit?
No sir, it is the rabbit.
All the knights in Camelot
Shall not prevent thou
From soiling thou'ests armor
Plans now set and careful made
Hand held firmly laid
On the holy hand grenade
*The bastard judge-holes are completely ignoring me this time. My contract stipulates that I get to perform the awards ceremony still, but they've made it clear I won't be receiving any awards this time. Apparently they think that weeding me out of the awards ceremony completely will stop me from entering haikus. Fukkers are soooo very wrong.
It's that time again already.
You all know the rules and lack thereof.
This week's theme: the vorpal bunny
Here's a couple* to get you all in the mood:
Where is it? I cannot see...
Behind the rabbit?
No sir, it is the rabbit.
All the knights in Camelot
Shall not prevent thou
From soiling thou'ests armor
Plans now set and careful made
Hand held firmly laid
On the holy hand grenade
*The bastard judge-holes are completely ignoring me this time. My contract stipulates that I get to perform the awards ceremony still, but they've made it clear I won't be receiving any awards this time. Apparently they think that weeding me out of the awards ceremony completely will stop me from entering haikus. Fukkers are soooo very wrong.
3 Comments:
My haiku will win the prize
It is quite funny
To rhyme with vorpal bunny
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A deer, an elk, now a moose
Where have they all gone?
Vorpal bunny had a snack
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.
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What have you found, furry friend
The crusaders keep
Tasty bits for you inside
Get away from me
I don't want my throat eaten
you a bad bunny!
Alright I've just found out we are using wrong structure.. we have a 7-5-7 structure while tradition haikus only have 17 syllables or a 5-7-5 structure. Well you know what? I like ours better. Gives us more to play with, so frell tradition right up its kiester. Our rules are bettah. 19! 19! 19! 19!
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