Sometimes I wonder...
... when our species finally evolves into creatures of pure energy, will we still wear pants?
... what about underpants?
... if you took all of the hatred in the world, compressed and compacted it into a seething ball of negative force and crammed it down into the no-spin zone in Bill O'Reilly's pants, would he even notice?
... will this be the plate of fettucine alfredo that finishes me off?
... why do people think they understand all the complexities of the nature of universe when they barely have mastery of their own native language?
... when will I wake up?
... why should I wake up?
... when will this end?
... has it really begun?
... what really *is* the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Seriously... what is it???
... what about underpants?
... if you took all of the hatred in the world, compressed and compacted it into a seething ball of negative force and crammed it down into the no-spin zone in Bill O'Reilly's pants, would he even notice?
... will this be the plate of fettucine alfredo that finishes me off?
... why do people think they understand all the complexities of the nature of universe when they barely have mastery of their own native language?
... when will I wake up?
... why should I wake up?
... when will this end?
... has it really begun?
... what really *is* the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Seriously... what is it???
10 Comments:
i'm all for the o'reilly experiment.
unladen swallow... ah, college days.
no.
only if they are pretty.
no.
probably not.
because cheetos give people delusions of grandeur.
soon.
maybe.
sooner than you think.
yep. and yet there's more to begin.
it's the same as the force behind a tree sloth's stream of urine.
darth: i'm guessing Fox won't let us in the front door. particularly if they make us tell 'em what we have the in the box.
dewdew: i've tried to keep my mind firmly anchored in those days, but i'm afraid my boat has been drifting nonetheless.
miss kendra:
how can you be so sure?
boy energy blobs may protest if they are to be made to wear "pretty underpants" in public. just sayin'.
remember, technically he's a changed person, 'cause he's missing something now...
how's your cpr?
i don't eat cheetos.. so what's the contributing factor for me?
i hope not.
i'm all confused here.
well, that's good and bad. all we need is a little ugly and we have a western.
well, i'm booked this evening so it'll have to wait.
i'm going to resist the sick urge i have to request your empirical evidence to this fact. mainly because i fear you have it to offer.
...Only if we decide to take human form for some reason.
...See above.
...No he wou...NEXT CALLER
...if so, what a great way to go.
...because my plate of fettucine alfredo told me I did.
...when the alarm goes off or big brother is knocking at your door.
...when you realize you can control other people with your mind.
...when it stops.
...yes, but you need LSD and a Mac to completely understand this.
...What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Check out this website for more on both...
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
What? No response to my comment? Well, screw you too then.
OMG! How can anyone respond? I'm so lost I'll need to triangulate my position from 3 different perspectives to figure out where I am!!!
I thought you answered them all marvelously VG. Pretty much killed this thread in fact. Which is convenient for G Dawney... because really.. it'd be a real PITA to catch up on... :)
Your appreciation for my comments is greatly appreciated. I retract my vulgar response.
No freakin' way yer takin' that back. It was choice.
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