To the pudding vats!

Wait. First we have to deal with these issues.. then to the vats.

1.) The fact that I plug my engine block heater in every night during the winter does not make me obsessive compulsive. My car is a '96. I've bought ONE new battery for it ever, last year. This should push my next new battery purchase to sometime in 2013. Now the fact that I scrub my entire body with lysol disinfectant every thirty minutes to destroy all those filthy disgusting germs creeping and crawling all over my skin - that makes me obsessive compulsive.

2.) You can do your best to try to avoid being the recipient of presents, but when Christmas Masterminds like Kendra have subservient bovinal minions who show up at your house unexpectedly in the middle of the evening delivering Christmas cheer, you soon realize you have met your better. Our house, once drearily devoid of all traces of holiday spirit, now has its very own Christmas tree. Yes, she has that kind of power people. She also has little minion Moo-bots at her beckon call as well. Resistance to her holiday cheer is futile.

3.) Whoo-hoo for five days off! (Actually I have six... but I'm not going to rub that in too much)

Alright.. NOW.. To the pudding vats!!!