Grendku Wednesday: The Lacking in Motivation Version
Alrighty. Here's the rules:
1.) Topic: All 'kus should be about what you do to motivate yourself when you just can't seem to get going.
2.) Format: Traditional haiku - 5/7/5
3.) An award will be given to the haiku which actually motivates me to get up my lazy arse and get cracking on my not-nearly-as-formidible-as-Sandra's list.
4.) This rule is a placeholder for any other rule that I may have overlooked. (doncha hate these? damned catch-alls...)
Have at it.
I'm too undermotivated to even make a few starter haikus. It's that bad today.
1.) Topic: All 'kus should be about what you do to motivate yourself when you just can't seem to get going.
2.) Format: Traditional haiku - 5/7/5
3.) An award will be given to the haiku which actually motivates me to get up my lazy arse and get cracking on my not-nearly-as-formidible-as-Sandra's list.
4.) This rule is a placeholder for any other rule that I may have overlooked. (doncha hate these? damned catch-alls...)
Have at it.
I'm too undermotivated to even make a few starter haikus. It's that bad today.
5 Comments:
Get off of your ass
You have shit to do my man
Stop being lazy
~K
1. Nothing. Remain unmotivated.
Can't do anything.
Lacking the motivation.
Please give us a hand.
How about that now:
Imagination has fled
Nothing is left here.
Cannot even move
Go figure; I'm so tired
Dammit I am tired
2. Distraction.
Time to get up and
Time to get going to see
A friend of mine poo.
3. And then there's my personal favourite; the life or death motivational factor.
Down the road I saw
What could have been a panther
Time to cut and run
all work and no play
makes Grend a sad boy, with lists
of chores to be done.
The best part of the
day is rewarding yourself
for a job well done.
Motivate yourself
I Do By Watching Homeless
It scares me enough
I'm giving Vegas the award on this one. He spoke directly to all 4 rules. Thusly he should be rewarded for his attention to detail.
Vegas unto you is rendered the:
The Distinctive Decoration for the Diligent Digestion and Delivery on Directions Award
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