Discuss the existential ramifications of the following quote...
"Doomed is your soul and 'a' damned is your lives!" - Lord John Whorfin
Bonus points will be awarded if you do this in Grendku format.
The points are *everything*.
Bonus points will be awarded if you do this in Grendku format.
The points are *everything*.
14 Comments:
i accept it. doom for my
soul, damnation for
my life. but what of my heart?
the legal department said
that your heart is part
of your life, therefore it's damned
Oh, and to tally the first set of points:
Kendra: 10 (intact Grendku, good content + first submission bonus)
Grend31: -2 points for relying on the legal department to answer his questions for him.
Doomed? So what... big deal.
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!
Yours, John Smallberries
a soul is given to you
temporarily,
doomed to be returned
regardless how lives are lived,
in goodness or dark,
death is the final reward
how you choose to live your life,
whether good or bad,
your soul: yours to damn to life.
Recap on the Points:
Kendra: 10
Grend31: -2
Dewdew: 12 (-3 for haiku not grendku, +5 for each BB reference)
Dragonfly: 33 for a Trio!
I went to the zoo
to pet a llama. But it
bit me, and I died.
onpuflpy
Recap on the Points:
Kendra: 10
Grend31: -2
Dewdew: 12 (-3 for haiku not grendku, +5 for each BB reference)
Dragonfly: 33 for a Trio!
MooCow: 11 (-4 for haiku not grendku, +9 for llama biting, +6 for resurrecting and contributing)
doom and damnation await
those stuck here on earth
i'm for planet ten...real soon!
but fear not..if you stay here
because no matter
where you go, there you are...there.
earth bound souls, ever fated
living out their lives,
damned to bondage, doomed to death.
Damn John Whorfin And The Horse
He Rode In On, Damn
Him All To Hell. Signed, J.B.
My soul may be doomed and my
life may be 'a' damned,
but my heart will 'a' go on.
(Damn Celine Dion Reference)
Hell does not scare me, I say!
I have seen death's face,
And I spat in his damn eye.
Screw damnation! Screw doom too!
My soul is saved by
Christ's Love and He will protect!
Recap on the Points:
Kendra: 10
Grend31: -2
Dewdew: 12 (-3 for haiku not grendku, +5 for each BB reference)
Dragonfly: 40! 33 for a Trio +7 for gothic grendku
MooCow: 11 (-4 for haiku not grendku, +9 for llama biting, +6 for resurrecting and contributing)
Darth: 18 (6 each for twin BB grendkus and +5 for not using the dark side of the force and/or his smallberries)
Vegas: 15 (6 for each BB reference, -8 for mentioning Celion Dion in The Lair, +4 for giving it to the Grim Reaper, and +5 for having faith)
Beo: 10 points for work-induced angsty grendku
Take your congrats
Don't ask about stats
Question my math
Receive my wrath.
the grend31 has spoken
I believe a wise
man put it best when he sang
"I'm a cucumber....."
And with that.. MooCow wins.
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