What strange creatures we are...
Despite knowing that there are things about ourselves we should change, we continue on self-destructive paths unto the bitter end. It takes a special breed to flip the finger at fate. But time and time again we rail against the reaper while edging egomaniacally towards self-inflicted euthanasia. Take your pick between repression or self-delusion. Both can cloud judgement effectively.
I know exactly what I should change. Yet it doesn't seem to happen. I've created mental lists, I've created physical lists, yet I still march onwards. Tonight I stab at thee self-delusion. Tonight I go... to the gym.
I know exactly what I should change. Yet it doesn't seem to happen. I've created mental lists, I've created physical lists, yet I still march onwards. Tonight I stab at thee self-delusion. Tonight I go... to the gym.
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Is that to work out or just sit in the locker room?
I have several *very* nice places to sit at home Moo. I wouldn't even think of going to gym to sit. That's waaaay too much work. To sit.
Yes, but at home you can't watch the guys shower and towel off.
That'd only be fun if Moo was there. And oddly enough.. he doesn't go the gym with me.
If Moo does not go to the gym, then the gym must come to Moo.
Gods.. I meant "go to the gym". I'm losing it and it's barely past noon. Not a good sign.
How do you propose we bring the gym to Moo my Dewy fwiend?
Yes, but it also means we have to have access to Moo. Something tells me that if we all showed up at his door naked and wet, he *may* not let us inside. I'm just guessing here though.
We need to show up at his door and then GET naked and wet.
I'll bring the towels.
Dewdew, you are so clever. I'll bring the Ben-gay in case anyone strains anything.
i was gonna go too...
but then the bengay...
i'll be at home if you need me.
Aw, we scared away Miss Kendra guys. :(
We seem to scare away a lot of people.
*sigh*
Yes, yes we do Dewdew. Sometimes I think that the world just isn't ready for us.
That's it. I'm changing my locks tonight.
Moo: I love your kinky codespeak. We'll be over to "pick your new locks" later.
Beo: I sure hope you left that key guy a plate of cookies. Because there is no way you'll keep him there otherwise.
That guy will stay right where he is--what guy wouldn't with a ginormous TV, comfy couch, and all the kitties he could wish for?
I haven't much faith in a key guy who can't get out of a locked basement.
Unlocking Moo... tasty.
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Serra: As I mentioned before, a guy who wants a plate of cookies. Many matters of national security and crisis management often hinge on.. a plate of cookies.
Dewdew: That was my thought as well. Thus the plate of cookies. Or a really hot (insert gender prefeence term here depending on the key dude's tastes).
Alice: I'm not sure I'm quite that hardcore yet. In terms of going over to the dark side on the matter.. sounds like you've pretty much reached The Emperor while I'm probably just a storm trooper. If even that.*
*Yes, no blog is complete without at least one Star Wars reference in it. Now excuse me while attempt and fail to walk gracefully and with dignity from this thread in my white Imperial armor toting my blaster rifle.
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