The holidays are..
...a fantastic time to get together with the far-away kin and rekindle the fires of dysfunctional communication and passive-aggressive behavior.
...an excuse for gluttony. As if I need one for that.
...the perfect time to cash in all your stored-up karmic luck. You'll need it when you get on the road with 10,000 morons whose reflexes are slowed beyond their normal sluggish levels by tryptophan overdosing.
...consumeristic shams. We have lost the sense of history and understanding of the significance of these times due to our hedonistic nature. Which is fine by me, I love to indulge my senses.
...frelling awesome despite all those reasons above because I don't have to have to go to work.
...an excuse for gluttony. As if I need one for that.
...the perfect time to cash in all your stored-up karmic luck. You'll need it when you get on the road with 10,000 morons whose reflexes are slowed beyond their normal sluggish levels by tryptophan overdosing.
...consumeristic shams. We have lost the sense of history and understanding of the significance of these times due to our hedonistic nature. Which is fine by me, I love to indulge my senses.
...frelling awesome despite all those reasons above because I don't have to have to go to work.
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also, peanuts specials and parades!
Hmmmm... I cannot even recall the last Peanuts special I watched. And it's too damned cold to sit outside and watch parades. Wow. And I think I just summarily earned the title "Stick in the Mud" for the week.
possibly.
but!
you can redeem yourself by sending your address to me! to receive holiday spirit!
i'm with you on the gluttony. for me it's a year round thing.
after thursday i don't want to leave the house again until january 2nd. not that i am the best driver, but damn i am a lot better than the idiots on the road, especially the day after thankgiving.
Sandra:
I need a patron saint of safe driving. Know a good one?
Miss Kendra:
Fortunately for you, and your holiday postal bill, I've never been big on redemption. I figure I'm gonna get what I deserve with a fiery vengeance. I'm bringing a stick and bag of marshmellows, though. I just need someone to smuggle in the graham crackers and Hershey bars.
...frelling awesome despite all those reasons above because I don't have to have to go to work.
Here, Here!!
FOUR DAYS.
Now, I know some of us... AHEM.... *points at Grend*...
get to stay home for three and four days at a time every week (which BTW is the direct definition of UNFAIR) BUT, this is one of the few weeks where I do too!
:)
So yay for Holiday Pay!
~K
BTW Grend, what's up with the ADHD and the blog titles my man? Feeling a little bored?
;)
~K
out of my skull, Kate. out of my skull.
but they all mean something. they aren't random in the least.
>:)
Oh, and I'm honored to add to the inequity that is this universe. I'm pretty much on the three day workweek plan for the rest of the year.
Enjoy them, my neighbors to the South.
I have to work.
It's business as usual here in Canada.
Oh - and Peanuts Specials Rock... I miss them.
"The Dirty Vicar's Repose"
Is that a really old sexual position?
Dragonfly: Thankfully the holiday has come and gone. The older I get the more ambivalent I feel about this time of year. One down, two to go.
Serra: It's more of a mental position than a sexual position.
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