The Brigadiere Replies: Not tonight Josephine
Dear Mr. Cow, Esq.,
I would no sooner answer the questions of your readers, who mind you have posed these questions to you because want your bovinal balance and brilliance to shine a light upon their pressing issues, than I would make an attempt at the summit of Everest wearing nothing more than tutu and a bonnet to shield me from the elements.
I myself am waiting for my question I posed to yourself to be handled and have been quite patient about it thus far. To do try me young man! Now quit your lollygagging and get on with it!
Hrrrrrrmmmmph!!
Yours ever growing closer to being less than patient,
Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs.
I would no sooner answer the questions of your readers, who mind you have posed these questions to you because want your bovinal balance and brilliance to shine a light upon their pressing issues, than I would make an attempt at the summit of Everest wearing nothing more than tutu and a bonnet to shield me from the elements.
I myself am waiting for my question I posed to yourself to be handled and have been quite patient about it thus far. To do try me young man! Now quit your lollygagging and get on with it!
Hrrrrrrmmmmph!!
Yours ever growing closer to being less than patient,
Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs.
2 Comments:
Pants.
Dear Mr. Cow, Esq.,
Hear hear! What Mr. Dew Dew stated! For the love of all that is good and civilized put some pants on for our sake!
Yours in nice posh frock,
Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs.
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