Tuesday Grendku Awards Ceremony
Ceremony may be a bit strong of a word for it today as I'm not weathering this Tuesday particularly well.
Beowo1|='s entry "Tribute to the Moose Bite" earns him the Multi-animal Python Reference Eager Beaver Award. Sadly Mr. Sarducci never did get his money so he won't be around much longer to enjoy it on his mantle.
MooCow's ditty "Clarence Finally Gets his Fucking Wings" left the judges in tears of joy. The award for Clever Reference to a Jimmy Stewart film will now have to go to his sentient pile of laundry as sadly he won't be around to enjoy it. God mistook him for a llama.
Jesster steps up to the plate his week winning the Minnesota Cold Weather Gear Award with her Grendku "Llamas Malls and Me". Jesster was the only one to actually see the entry fee into Mr. Sarducci this week and is therefore free of any "like real-bad accidents" as Mr. Sarducci calls them.
Paula hits the judges with a strong trio this week winning the Best Visual Effects for a Grendku Award for "I'm Just a Little Bit Too Friendly with Alpacas" and the Educated World Traveler Award for "Peruvian Whirlwind Llama-sighting Tour". Word on the street, however, is that the judges don't like to be hit. So they are siccing Mr. Sarducci on her ass as well.
dewdew's creation "Forgot to the Move the Llama" wins the If It Bites AND Spits Don't Move It Award. dewdew did forget to pay his new "house association fee" so Mr. Sarducci has plans to get all medieval on his buttocks as well.
And me? Well, Mr. Sarducci scheduled me for an early 9 AM screwing-pelvis-to-a-coffee-table session. I don't even try to run anymore. He enjoys runners far too much.
Beowo1|='s entry "Tribute to the Moose Bite" earns him the Multi-animal Python Reference Eager Beaver Award. Sadly Mr. Sarducci never did get his money so he won't be around much longer to enjoy it on his mantle.
MooCow's ditty "Clarence Finally Gets his Fucking Wings" left the judges in tears of joy. The award for Clever Reference to a Jimmy Stewart film will now have to go to his sentient pile of laundry as sadly he won't be around to enjoy it. God mistook him for a llama.
Jesster steps up to the plate his week winning the Minnesota Cold Weather Gear Award with her Grendku "Llamas Malls and Me". Jesster was the only one to actually see the entry fee into Mr. Sarducci this week and is therefore free of any "like real-bad accidents" as Mr. Sarducci calls them.
Paula hits the judges with a strong trio this week winning the Best Visual Effects for a Grendku Award for "I'm Just a Little Bit Too Friendly with Alpacas" and the Educated World Traveler Award for "Peruvian Whirlwind Llama-sighting Tour". Word on the street, however, is that the judges don't like to be hit. So they are siccing Mr. Sarducci on her ass as well.
dewdew's creation "Forgot to the Move the Llama" wins the If It Bites AND Spits Don't Move It Award. dewdew did forget to pay his new "house association fee" so Mr. Sarducci has plans to get all medieval on his buttocks as well.
And me? Well, Mr. Sarducci scheduled me for an early 9 AM screwing-pelvis-to-a-coffee-table session. I don't even try to run anymore. He enjoys runners far too much.
3 Comments:
Woo!
Next week maybe I'll forget to pay off the judge. I have plenty of sick time to use up...
Hmmmm.... an odd acceptance speech. I doubt Mr. Sarducci will be hanging around next week. The cows (us) are pretty well milked. Greener pastures await him elsewhere.
I'm going to bribe the judges by inviting them to spend the 4th of July weekend at our house on the lake.
Y'all are invited as well.
Fire pit. Lake view. We're thinking of catering one of the meals from Famous Dave's.
Show up Saturday, Sunday or Monday.
Sleeping arrangements to be discussed...
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