Grendku Friday

Due to the underwhelming activity of Grendku Fridays as of late management has withheld funding for any future contests. Any of those who wish to actually leave a Grendku here must, in fact, render an entry fee to a Mr. Guido Sarducci totalling $200 in unmarked $20. You know the usual drop. Use it.

If you want to enter a Grendku on topic (this week it's The Llama) an additional $100 in unmarked $20s will also need to be left for Mr. Sarducci.

If you want it actually judged for a fabulous prize, Mr. Sarducci will need $700 on top of the $300.

I've been asked by Mr. Sarducci to put his Grendkus up... and I'm going to, as I value the future containment of contents of my abdomen highly:


you'll find a fucking llama
head in your fucking
bed. pay it up. ca-pi-che?



i'll fucking kill you with a
llama you prick if
you don't pay me my money


Well. I guess it's enter at your own risk this week on Grendku Friday. Have at it. If you dare. Me? I'm skipping town. Mr. Sarducci once nailed my head to the floor.