The Brigadiere's Balm
My friends, my friends, my friends. I do so apologize about my lengthy sabbatical. I shan't bore you with all the sordid details, but suffice it to say, most everything is mostly well. Smiggins has been properly chastised for his meddling in things Brigadierish and all is back to a quasi-normal state on the estate.
I come to you once again offering my abetment in things mildly troublesome, edgily quarrelsome, vastly burdensome, or peskily bothersome.
I come to you once again offering my abetment in things mildly troublesome, edgily quarrelsome, vastly burdensome, or peskily bothersome.
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Well, I am going all hypothetical on this one so as to neither admit nor deny anything...
So, say I have this friend. This friend has been sleeping with this guy for like 14 months... about 11 months ago, he acquired a girl friend. My friend and this guy kept right on sleeping together... now it is out. The girl friend knows about everything...
If confronted, what should my friend say? Should she defend herself? Lay down on the ground and just let the girl friend kick the ever loving shit out of her?
Hypothetically of course...
~K
Dear Ms. Kate,
In matters of adult relations I am bit *ahhhermmm* olde-fashioned Kate. This friend of yours should have *not* been inviting this gentleman over to let him sow his oats all about if he was engaged in these types of activities with this other philly. *hrrrmph*
But that's not what you asked now is it? You asked if this friend should leave herself defenseless and let the blitzkrieg roll over her as if she was but a house of cards. Most positively absolutely not. All were consenting adults in this situation. Not all were knowledgeable of all the dynamics, however.
This girlfriend was simply played the fool. If she wants to salvage some dignity in this matter she should simply disown the both of them and be done with their untrustworthy selves.
If she does end up being prone to anger in this matter she should be spending most of her time venting a goodly amount of her aggression on the gentleman who was clearly unfaithful to her. That still may leave some aggression left for your friend, however.
Hypothetically, of course.
Yours raising an eyebrow and shaking his head,
Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs.
Welcome back General, Sir!!
How does one go about getting their 'groove' back?
I appear to have lost mine.
Thanks.
Yours in gratitude.
Lady Dragonfly
Dear Queen Lady Dragonfly,
Yes well milady, I've heard of this groove thing before, but have never gotten around to having Smiggins acquire one for our household.
My understanding is that once lost they are most difficult to get back. You could try putting out plates of raw red meat in your backyard to see if you can lure it back to your residence.
If this does not work. Arrange for a safari, hunt it down, and put one right between its eyes.
Yours sportingly,
Sir Brigadiere General Grend31, Mrs.
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