Grendku Awards Ceremony: The Peaceful Trading Folk Version

We have three entries this week from two different contributors. Behold the power The Lair. This week it feels as if my Lair was looted and pillaged by a horde of Norsemen. I'm not sure why, but it may affect the awards slightly. Now the theme for these 'kus was to be "The Wrongness". I started this off using a simple 'ku to express my displeasure about light cycles travelling in anything other than 90 degree angles.

Our first award goes to the Moo Due (that's doo-ay) for taking one of my degrees: 

Accommodating his Angular Affinity while Artfully Articulating his Ardent Amour in Awe Award 

 

Read it and weep people:

Moo 2.0 wrote...

The female must be
Eighty nine degrees because
she sure is acute

 

The second award goes to Tulip for her harrowing tale of plastic people crunching numbers:

 

The Saga of Synthetic Slaves Slogging Slowly for the Sake of this Study Subject's Swan Song Award

Hope you saved some tears dear readers, 'cause this all sorts of wrong:

Tulip wrote..

I hate finance class
Barbie says that MATH IS HARD
The end is in sight


Our third and last award goes again to Mr. Moo the 2nd , Esq. who brings us to the pinnacle of Wrongness, then throws us off:

That Wicked Witch of a Woman Wrapped in Wrongness is Willfully Wantonly Wailing, Whacking and Womping on our World Without Welcome, Wisdom or Wit Award

 

Just when you thought those ducts were dry:

Moo 2.0 wrote...

Sarah palin. Sar-
ah palin. Sarah palin.
Sarah palin sucks.